A Pastor who got tired of hearing reasons why people don’t go to church, have quit coming, decided he would quit bathing and gave the reasons why.
1. I was forced to as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites, they think they are cleaner than anyone else.
3. So many different kinds of soap, I can’t decide which is best for me.
4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
5. I wash only on special occasions, like Easter and Christmas.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I’ll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
8. I can’t spare the time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.
10. The people that make soap are only after your money.